ARMSTRONG & GETTY'S BAND NAMES, BOOK TITLES AND ORIGINAL AIR NAMES OF 2011

Special thank you to Mary in the Ho for creating this list

BAND NAMES

Crashing Mexican Drones

Nicotine Milkshake

Purview of the Sad (This is actually Joe's death metal album for his group "Joe Getty and the Vultures of Demise"

25-Foot Puddle (Joe's jam band)

Mexican Dentists

Naked Hobo

Gang of Nimrods

Arnold's Maid

Clouded by Misogyny

Wretched Buffoon

Benevolent Communist Overseers

Booty Call Ninjas (Joe's sometime ska band)

Jacko and the Molesters

Lazy Epiglottis (Scott's blues band)

Fifth of Hennessey (Joe's wedding band)

Robotic Mother Pig (Joe's progressive rock band)

Beset By Bees

Pile of Fecum (Joe's punk band)

Monterey Denny's (From the Twitter)

Synthetic Hysteria

Backyard Chickens (OR The City Chickens)

Substandard Wang

Bowling Alley Sushi

Super Heavy Users (Scott's techno band)

Dildonic Rhetoric (This is also the name of Jack's industrialist protagonist in his new novel.)

Subsequent Cow Bite

Charlie Sheen's Teeth

Sixteen Dollar Muffin (Joe's super group with Mick Jagger)

G-Spot Amplification (Not a band, but Joe's guitar amp company)

Illegal Midgets

Prosthetic Wang

Obstacle Course of Fecus (Joe's progressive rock band's album title)

Hundred Pound Scrotum

Generic Tigers

Pot Of Lentils (Joe's folk band)

Dead Gaddafi

Herpetic Monkey

Widowed Transsexual

Ukranian Keyboard (Joe's jazz band)

Stub of Meat (Joe's 80s cover band)

Tripe, Heart and Stomach (Joe's 1974 progressive rock band based on Emerson, Lake and Palmer)

Time Zone Function (Joe's new barbershop quartet band)

Chinese Wage Inflation (Jack's Wikipedia band)

CICELISE and OH ('Cause I Calls 'Em Like I Sees 'Em and Obama's Hitler!)

Nuclear Folly

Army of Minority Trannies

Wax Hitler (and their new album "Arguing With Trannies")

BOOKS BY JACK

Bad Ambassador: The Jack Armstrong Story

BOOKS BY JOE

Nation of Pansies (Joe's "Radio-Talk-Show-Host-Quickly-Writes-A-Book" book.)

Squatting in the Feces: An Autobiography

Boatloads of Stupid (Joe's biography)

Quagmire of Hopelessness: The Joe Getty Story

ORIGINAL AIR NAMES

Mealy Mouth & Rigamarole

Dispicable & Inexcusable

Splotchy & Weird

Strange & Coprecious

Pigeon-chested & Hairless

Che Guevera & Getty